Top Ten Reasons I Wear a Suit and Tie

People have asked me why I usually wear a suit and tie for business.

Here are my Top Ten reasons:

10. It helps increase my credibility.

9. It cheers me up when I look in the mirror.

8. People don’t ask me to help remove carcasses from the street.

7. I avoid getting arrested for public nudity.

6. I can check my tie to see if I’m standing up straight.

5. It’s warmer than a tank top and gym shorts.

4. It reminds me to act professionally and sometimes even keeps me from shouting profanities during important meetings.

3. I have more pockets for my stuff.

2. We get a better table for lunch.

And the number one reason I usually wear a suit and tie for business:

1. As a sign of respect for my clients.

George M.Pomonik

Pomonik Consulting, Inc.

“Chaos Removal Services” SM